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A cat died and went to Heaven.
God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'
The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'
God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident
and they all went to Heaven together.
God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'
The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'
Good one! LOL
Becky! You should be ashamed of yourself! Posting something like this...LOL!
I heard this one from an Evangelist on television. It's droll and very cute..
sucks for the mice.
Mice don't belong in heaven anyway. LOL
And cats belong in heaven?
Only reason they love you is because you feed them. Maybe that's why they hate me, cause I eat them. Don't knock it unless you've tried it. Beats the hell out of a mouse.
Bob
awww, lol!
lol poor cats! haha
(Smiles) What a good kitty.
no the humans are the best ones. Chasing the mice with brooms.
lol Funny. Poor mice and clever cat.